Despite being mostly dead inside, we produce premium magnesium based muscle care with a twist of dark humour and a pinch of sweetness.

We force you to give a shit about your physical and mental recovery game, and we pledge $1 from all orders annually to TIACS & Legacy Australia.

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REVIEWS THAT BOOST OUR EGO:

★★★★★

Where have you been all my life?

Bought this magnesium spray for the missus restless legs. What a bloody relief! Stops the tossing and turning like poorly administered Russian sleeping gas. Best relief she has found so far. FKN legends!

MAG SPRAY

Mitchell
Some salty rando.
★★★★★

Best I've ever used.

This magnesium soak left me feeling so relaxed and sleepy. Plus, it smells amazing!

LIGHTS OUT SOAK

Anon
A secret squirrel customer.
★★★★★

You're an idiot if you don't buy.

I've followed Tac Recovery for a while and thought they did bath stuff and some candles, so never paid much attention because I don't take baths.

I decided to take a proper look and saw the Reveille Shower Gel... well now, I must say this product fkn blew me away. Muscles feel less sore, whilst the ingredients don't flare up my skin because there's no crap in there. Well done team!

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Anon
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★★★★★

COFFEE NATION!

This little pocket rocket package is great! My shower smells like a Starbucks on an alcohol-fuelled Friday night! Down to the nitty gritty, the coffee scrub is fucking awesome. My skin is as fresh as a SGT's freshly oiled bald head. And, the coffee candle is amazing - hence the Starbucks reference.

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Riley M
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