Extra-hot gifts for a spicy Valentine’s Day.

by Afterpay
Feb 05, 2024      4 min read

Valentine’s Day is all about celebrating love – and nothing says ‘I love you’ like a romantic rendezvous between the sheets. This year, leave the roses (and your clothes) at the door and give the gift of pleasure.

To help you woo your boo, we’ve rounded up the best gifts guaranteed to get you there. From erotic fiction and massage oils, to top-rated toys for partner play, there’s something here for every kind of lover.

Erotic novel from booktopia.

Do tales of sordid affairs light your lover’s fire? Browse Booktopia’s online library of erotic fiction and gift them something they can really sink their literary teeth into. Bonus points if you take turns reading aloud (hot). 

We’re Not Really Strangers – Interactive Adult Card Game

Deepen conversation with an intimate partner via the We’re Not Really Strangers card game, designed to create empowering, meaningful connections. Because everyone knows arousal begins in the brain – warning: feelings may arise.

Lovehoney Oh! – Kinky Confessions Card Game

Truth or dare, but make it sexy. This card game from Lovehoney is designed to kick-start your foreplay, including a list of ‘forfeit tasks’ you or your partner must perform if they choose not to answer a question. Or, shuffle the cards at random and let them inspire a new spicy adventure. 

Lovehoney – Silky Blindfold in Black

Did you know that reducing the ability of one of your senses can help to heighten the experience of the others? Elevate your partner’s touch sensations and take control with this luxe (and ultra comfy) blindfold from Lovehoney. Trust us, they’ll feel everything ten times more.

Naughty Knot – Unwrap Me Sexy Body Bow

Take the sentiment ‘my presence is your present’ to the next level and present yourself to your partner wrapped up in a big, red bow. Hot tip: skip the lingerie and wear this and nothing else for a gift they’re unlikely to forget.

To fire-up foreplay:

LBDO – Essensual Oil

LBDO may win the award for the most aesthetically pleasing sexual wellness brand, but its products do more than just look good. We recommend the multi-purpose Essensual Oil – made with Australian Kakadu Plum Seed Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil and Sandalwood Oil. Heavenly. 

Dame – Arousal Serum

Want to take pleasure to the next level? The Arousal Serum by DAMN is a pH-balanced formula designed to increase circulation and blood flow with a warm, satisfying tingle. Made with Peppermint, Cinnamon Bark Oil and Ginger – it’s lickable, too. 

Share Satisfaction – Pheromone Massage Candle

Candles are perfect for setting the mood, but hot wax is more than just a byproduct of good ambience. Wax play is the perfect way to warm your partner up – in more ways than one. Take a sensual massage to the next level and use the spout to pour gently over their body.

Lovehoney – Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant 100ml

When friction isn’t your friend, opt for this versatile and silky-smooth water-based lubricant. With more than 1,600 reviews, it’s a bedside table essential for long-lasting pleasure (solo or with a partner) and enhanced sensations time and time again. 

To get you to the finish-line:

Satifyer – Pro 2 Generation 2

A worldwide best-seller, the Satifyer Pro 2 Generation 2 creates an oral-like sucking and massaging sensation that will send you to orgasm heaven. With 11 exciting settings to explore and a quiet motor for discrete play, it's the perfect toy for anyone who loves a little pleasure. 

We-Vibe – Chorus App and Remote Controlled Rechargeable Couple's Vibrator

Perfect for hands-free play or long-distance sessions, The We-Vibe Chorus adds thrilling vibrations to your lovemaking, stimulating those erogenous zones during wear. Control its intensity via the remote, or via the We-Vibe app – no matter where in the world you are.

Smile Makers – The Billionaire

Internal or external stimulation – porque no los dos? Thanks to the Smile Makers’ The Billionaire, you don’t have to choose. With a rounded head and a sleek, insertable body, this product is versatile, silent, waterproof and super cute. 

Wild Secrets – Thrill Vibrating Couple’s Ring

Level up with this powerful couple’s ring from Wild Secrets. Made from stretchy silicone to accommodate different shapes and sizes, the elongated shape features a tapered point that can be pushed backwards for solo play, or forward for partnered pleasure.

LBDO – Essensual Vibe in Coral

We know we’ve waxed lyrical about LBDO’s design aesthetic, but have you ever seen such a chic vibrator? The Essensual Vibe is (almost) cute enough to live outside the bedside drawer.

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